(1:39:38 PM) mx13punk: mmmmm fastwok
(1:39:51 PM) Zenith034: Delicious.
(1:39:55 PM) mx13punk: indeed
(1:39:58 PM) Zenith034: I want some fuckin' fast wok.
(1:40:15 PM) mx13punk: I bet you do
(1:40:24 PM) Zenith034: FUCk you.
(1:40:41 PM) mx13punk: you know what the best part about IM is?
(1:40:54 PM) Zenith034: What?
(1:41:07 PM) mx13punk: I can have a huge, heaping mound of rice in my mouth as I'm tanting you
(1:41:14 PM) mx13punk: it doesn't even stop me from talking
(1:41:30 PM) Zenith034: Awesome.
(1:42:58 PM) mx13punk: rice steven
(1:43:07 PM) mx13punk: with beef and brocli gravy
(1:43:11 PM) mx13punk: all over it
(1:43:14 PM) Zenith034: I fucking hate you...
(1:43:19 PM) mx13punk: no you don't
(1:43:28 PM) mx13punk: you just envy me
(1:43:31 PM) mx13punk: and my rice
(1:43:39 PM) Zenith034: True.
(1:44:36 PM) mx13punk: if jozette and I were ever to divorce (which, ofcourse, could never happen)
(1:44:40 PM) mx13punk: I'd marry this delicious rice
(1:45:12 PM) mx13punk: but I'd have to be into polygamy
(1:45:19 PM) Zenith034: Okay...
(1:45:24 PM) mx13punk: so I could get durrrrtay with this sweet and sour chicken
(1:47:04 PM) mx13punk: such short lived bliss....
(1:47:10 PM) mx13punk: leaves me desiring more...
(1:47:16 PM) mx13punk: but it can't happen
(1:47:27 PM) Zenith034: We'll get some this weekend-izzle.
(1:47:31 PM) mx13punk: aight
(1:47:38 PM) Zenith034: because I wants some.
(1:47:45 PM) Zenith034: All over my body.
(1:47:50 PM) mx13punk: yup
(1:47:55 PM) mx13punk: so do I
(1:48:06 PM) mx13punk: I ate that entire meal in 2 songs...
(1:48:14 PM) mx13punk: in like... 6 minutes
(1:49:39 PM) Zenith034: I want chinese so bad now.
(1:49:43 PM) Zenith034: And it makes me sad...
(1:49:53 PM) Zenith034: Because I know all the Chinese here in the world of China-men is bad.
(1:49:57 PM) mx13punk: I'm sorry steve...
(1:50:10 PM) Zenith034: I want me some Chinese.
(1:50:13 PM) Zenith034: Right nizzow.
(1:50:17 PM) mx13punk: sunday steve
(1:50:19 PM) mx13punk: sunday
(1:50:26 PM) Zenith034: Fuck that.
(1:50:27 PM) Zenith034: Saturday.
(1:50:29 PM) Zenith034: Bitch.
(1:50:30 PM) mx13punk: hehe
(1:50:31 PM) mx13punk: ok
(1:50:34 PM) mx13punk: I'll brb
(1:50:36 PM) Zenith034: Well.
(1:50:43 PM) Zenith034: Depends on what mom wants to make for dinner.
(1:50:45 PM) Zenith034: Okay.
(1:50:48 PM) Zenith034: have fun pooping.
(1:57:40 PM) mx13punk: you know it!
(1:57:50 PM) Zenith034: WOOO
(1:57:51 PM) Zenith034: I know it.
(1:57:59 PM) mx13punk: I know you know it
(1:58:07 PM) Zenith034: I know you know that I know it.
(1:58:24 PM) mx13punk: I know that you know that I know that I know it, bitch!
(1:58:39 PM) mx13punk: damnit
(1:58:41 PM) mx13punk: I fail
(1:58:51 PM) mx13punk: I wanted that to go on for like 5 minutes too
(1:58:55 PM) mx13punk: but I already fucked it up
(1:59:03 PM) Zenith034: it is alright, Jeff.
(1:59:09 PM) Zenith034: Not everyone can be as awesome as me.
(1:59:12 PM) Zenith034: At stupid shit.
(1:59:14 PM) Zenith034: Like this.
(1:59:16 PM) mx13punk: lol
(1:59:26 PM) mx13punk: this is the important things in life sven
(1:59:30 PM) mx13punk: don't you know?
(1:59:31 PM) Zenith034: I bet.
(1:59:34 PM) mx13punk: by the way
(1:59:38 PM) mx13punk: I just ate fast wok
(1:59:40 PM) mx13punk: and you didn't
(1:59:56 PM) mx13punk: BLACKCOW~!
(2:00:35 PM) Zenith034: Jeffrey.
(2:00:41 PM) Zenith034: Can't you see that I am in enough pain?
(2:00:48 PM) mx13punk: almost
(2:02:38 PM) Zenith034: Can't you see...
(2:02:42 PM) Zenith034: That I love you?
(2:02:48 PM) mx13punk: o, but ofcourse
(2:02:58 PM) Zenith034: Want to know why your day was so long?
(2:02:58 PM) mx13punk: I just wanted to torture you for my myspace
(2:03:01 PM) mx13punk: I think it ended well
(2:03:12 PM) Zenith034: Because you didn't have me to talk to.
(2:03:14 PM) Zenith034: All morning.
(2:03:19 PM) mx13punk: it's very trye
(2:03:22 PM) mx13punk: true even
(2:03:31 PM) mx13punk: you are my sunshine sven
(2:03:37 PM) mx13punk: my only fuckin sunshine
(2:03:50 PM) mx13punk: I'm starting a real life blog sven
(2:03:55 PM) mx13punk: cause I'm hip like that
(2:04:03 PM) Zenith034: Really?
(2:04:05 PM) mx13punk: I'm going to discuss the things that are really important to me
(2:04:08 PM) Zenith034: I would start one.
(2:04:12 PM) Zenith034: But it would end badly.
(2:04:15 PM) mx13punk: pish
(2:04:21 PM) mx13punk: everyone and your mom has a blog
(2:04:23 PM) mx13punk: seriously
(2:04:25 PM) mx13punk: your mom has a blog
(2:05:04 PM) mx13punk: I saw it
(2:05:10 PM) Zenith034: I bet.
(2:05:14 PM) Zenith034: I have a blog.
(2:05:19 PM) Zenith034: Do you know what it is about?
(2:05:24 PM) Zenith034: It is about when I fucked your dad.
(2:05:31 PM) mx13punk: <--- burnt
(2:05:32 PM) Zenith034: It is about when I fucked him hard.
(2:05:39 PM) mx13punk: <---- super burnt
(2:05:49 PM) Zenith034: That was original of me.
(2:05:50 PM) Zenith034: I know.
(2:05:53 PM) mx13punk: I agree
(2:06:12 PM) mx13punk: when I post this conversation my blog, I'm going to put that comic right here
(2:06:17 PM) mx13punk: V V
(2:06:20 PM) mx13punk:

(2:06:26 PM) mx13punk: ^ ^
(2:06:28 PM) mx13punk: right in there
(2:06:34 PM) Zenith034: That is a good fuckin' plan.
(2:06:39 PM) mx13punk: I agree!
(2:06:47 PM) mx13punk: cause PA is important to me
(2:06:50 PM) Zenith034: The bad thing about you having a blog, though, is that I have to be "on" at all times.
(2:06:51 PM) mx13punk: so it goes in my blog
(2:06:54 PM) mx13punk: see how this works?
(2:07:12 PM) mx13punk: why must you be "on" all the damn time?
(2:07:42 PM) mx13punk: right then
(2:07:45 PM) mx13punk: on an off topic
(2:07:55 PM) mx13punk: did I tell you that wiggy and I discovered the meaning of life?
(2:08:15 PM) mx13punk: (by the way, in the blog, wiggy's pic goes here)
(2:08:20 PM) mx13punk: V V














(2:08:23 PM) mx13punk: ^ ^
(2:08:27 PM) Zenith034: Okay.
(2:08:29 PM) Zenith034: What is it?
(2:08:43 PM) mx13punk: Find love, have fun
(2:09:00 PM) Zenith034: You are incorrect.
(2:09:09 PM) mx13punk: nope that's life
(2:09:27 PM) Zenith034: The meaning of life is to find and enjoy happiness.
(2:09:35 PM) Zenith034: Be that through love or whatever else.
(2:10:01 PM) Zenith034: You don't have to have love to be happy.
(2:10:06 PM) Zenith034: This is what I tell myself.
(2:10:11 PM) Zenith034: It makes me feel better.
(2:10:25 PM) mx13punk: but you do have love
(2:10:26 PM) mx13punk: my love
(2:11:09 PM) Zenith034: Yeah.
(2:11:19 PM) Zenith034: But that is man on man love.
(2:11:33 PM) Zenith034: And being the straight man that I am...
(2:11:38 PM) Zenith034: You get the picture.
(2:12:05 PM) Zenith034: (14:15:54) Joe: must play game
(14:16:12) Zenith034: Yeah.
(14:16:15) Zenith034: I bet.
(14:16:20) Zenith034: Do you know what I must do?
(14:16:26) Zenith034: LIVE! I MUST LIVE, JOE!
(2:14:49 PM) mx13punk: you ain't straight
(2:14:51 PM) mx13punk: stop lying
(2:14:58 PM) Zenith034: I am pretty sure I am.
(2:15:06 PM) Zenith034: I don't really have any urge ot fuck guys.
(2:35:44 PM) mx13punk: you don't know
(2:35:47 PM) mx13punk: till you try sven
(2:36:05 PM) Zenith034: I suppose I will never know.
(2:36:52 PM) mx13punk: oh... you'll know...
(2:36:55 PM) mx13punk: this summ
(2:36:56 PM) mx13punk: er
(2:36:59 PM) mx13punk: the summer of love...
(2:37:06 PM) Zenith034: Okay.
(2:37:14 PM) mx13punk: dick love...
(2:39:44 PM) Zenith034: I don't want dick love.
(2:39:55 PM) mx13punk: chick love
(2:40:00 PM) mx13punk: I meant chick love!!!!
(2:40:06 PM) Zenith034: Chick love is fine.
(2:40:09 PM) Zenith034: Though...
(2:40:15 PM) Zenith034: I will be recieving none of that.
(2:40:19 PM) mx13punk: pishaw
(2:40:27 PM) mx13punk: this is the summer of love!
(2:40:36 PM) Zenith034: Is that a goal for you this summer?
(2:40:46 PM) mx13punk: get steve laid is number 4 on the list
(2:40:47 PM) mx13punk: yes
(2:40:55 PM) Zenith034: What is one two and three?
(2:41:01 PM) mx13punk: Get myself laid
(2:41:03 PM) mx13punk: 1
(2:41:15 PM) mx13punk: each an entire bag of cheetoes in under 10 minutes
(2:41:16 PM) mx13punk: 2
(2:41:25 PM) mx13punk: drink untill I litterally pass out
(2:41:26 PM) mx13punk: 3
(2:41:50 PM) Zenith034: I see.
(2:41:52 PM) Zenith034: Well.
(2:41:53 PM) mx13punk: but 2 and 3 are done with
(2:41:59 PM) Zenith034: Wtf.
(2:42:01 PM) mx13punk: so all I've got is 1 and u
(2:42:11 PM) Zenith034: This is bullshit.
(2:42:15 PM) Zenith034: Summer hasn't started yet.
(2:42:20 PM) mx13punk: yes it has bitch!
(2:42:21 PM) Zenith034: How can you have 2 summer goals done?
(2:42:25 PM) Zenith034: This is bullshit.
(2:42:36 PM) mx13punk: summer is only what you make of it steve
(2:42:39 PM) mx13punk: einstein said that
(2:42:42 PM) mx13punk: mk
(2:42:47 PM) Zenith034: Mmk.
(2:43:13 PM) mx13punk: I'm gonna get you slept with a hott punk bettie
(2:43:29 PM) mx13punk: for this
(2:43:33 PM) mx13punk: is the summer of love
(2:43:56 PM) mx13punk: tonite
(2:44:01 PM) mx13punk: I am getting drunk
(2:44:02 PM) mx13punk: for free
(2:47:09 PM) Zenith034: Sweet.