(12:17:21 PM) Zenith034: Jeffrey!(12:18:30 PM) mx13punk: Stephen!(12:18:55 PM) Zenith034: What we doin' tonight?(12:19:24 PM) mx13punk: Getting drunk enough to completly forget about my shit whole life!(12:19:27 PM) mx13punk: you!?(12:19:51 PM) Zenith034: I DON'T KNOW(12:19:55 PM) mx13punk: OMG(12:19:57 PM) Zenith034: Are you going to play magic tonight?(12:20:00 PM) mx13punk: ya(12:20:11 PM) Zenith034: Going to get drunk after?(12:20:22 PM) mx13punk: yup(12:20:26 PM) mx13punk: as hell(12:21:20 PM) Zenith034: I wanna come! WEE(12:21:27 PM) mx13punk: OK!(12:21:53 PM) mx13punk: I'm going to be wreckless and irresponsible to the point that I injure myself :D!(12:22:23 PM) mx13punk: Blood loos and hemeraging are in the plans!(12:22:26 PM) mx13punk: WOOOO!(12:22:34 PM) Zenith034: YEEEEHAW(12:22:43 PM) Zenith034: Who is comin' bitch?!\(12:22:51 PM) mx13punk: I don't know(12:22:59 PM) mx13punk: brb(12:23:12 PM) Zenith034: ok(12:24:48 PM) mx13punk: at first it was just going to be me drinking alone to celebrate my horribly wasted life, then wiggy said he was going, then mickey said he was going, I figured you would go, and I don't think anyone else is going, but stinson might, I don't know(12:25:19 PM) mx13punk: so we're all gonna celebrate my shitty life, together! :D(12:25:33 PM) Zenith034: Weee.(12:25:36 PM) mx13punk: weee(12:25:38 PM) mx13punk: indeed(12:26:22 PM) mx13punk: I'm hoping to die of alcohol poisoning, but it'd be a added bonus if I get stabed with an AIDs laced knife(12:26:36 PM) mx13punk: just something to keep in mind, if you happen to see an AIDs laced knife(12:26:40 PM) mx13punk: pick it up for me(12:26:56 PM) Zenith034: Huzzah(12:27:03 PM) mx13punk: right then! we have a plan!(12:27:25 PM) mx13punk: we're heading up ther abot 10:30, but we'll probably pick you up before then(12:27:53 PM) Zenith034: Sounds like a good idear to me(12:28:00 PM) mx13punk: excelent(12:28:37 PM) mx13punk: it's a BYOWTPJOOHM* party, so it should be good times(12:29:04 PM) Zenith034: I don't know what that means... but I am sure it is entirely depressing.(12:29:15 PM) mx13punk: good guess ~_^(12:29:20 PM) mx13punk: I'm not having a good life(12:29:23 PM) mx13punk: it'll pass
(12:29:43 PM) Zenith034: Me niether. High five.(12:29:46 PM) mx13punk: wootBring your own weapon to put Jeff out of his missery
(11:18:10 AM) Zenith034: 'Cause he's Jeffrey!(11:22:08 AM) Zenith034: Of loooove.(11:22:13 AM) mx13punk: woo(11:22:24 AM) Zenith034: Ho hoo hoo hoo.(11:22:25 AM) mx13punk: sup ho(11:22:29 AM) Zenith034: Nothin'.(11:22:32 AM) Zenith034: Just doin' things.(11:22:38 AM) Zenith034: What are you up to?(11:22:40 AM) Zenith034: Busy or slow today?(11:22:57 AM) mx13punk: medium(11:23:29 AM) Zenith034: Niether nor, Stephen! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!(11:23:42 AM) mx13punk: mk(11:23:42 AM) mx13punk: lol(11:24:27 AM) Zenith034: Sorry. I say things... and sometimes I can't stop myself from trying to be clever.(11:24:36 AM) Zenith034: It's an addiction.(11:24:40 AM) Zenith034: A sad, sad addiction.(11:24:45 AM) mx13punk: I'm ashamed of you(11:24:47 AM) mx13punk: steve(11:24:50 AM) mx13punk: FOR SHAME(11:25:04 AM) Zenith034: I am so ashamed myself...(11:25:17 AM) Zenith034: Candy is delicious. Hehe(11:25:30 AM) mx13punk: indeed it is(11:25:33 AM) Zenith034: HEY(11:25:34 AM) Zenith034: Wooo(11:25:37 AM) mx13punk: WOO(11:25:46 AM) mx13punk: you need to CALM DOWN SIR!(11:25:49 AM) mx13punk: WOOO(11:26:02 AM) mx13punk: :((11:26:04 AM) Zenith034: Why...? Why would I want to do such a terrible thing as calm down?(11:31:44 AM) mx13punk: boomshackalacka(11:32:20 AM) Zenith034: Boomshackalakaakaalaamamalamma.(11:32:29 AM) mx13punk: lol(11:33:38 AM) mx13punk: ok, now it's slow(11:34:03 AM) Zenith034: Burn.(11:35:32 AM) mx13punk: entertain me steven(11:35:35 AM) mx13punk: NOW(11:36:31 AM) Zenith034: DANCE(11:36:35 AM) Zenith034: DANCE INTO THE NIGHT(11:36:39 AM) mx13punk: I, sir, am bored of the internet(11:36:51 AM) mx13punk: the interweb has nothing left to offer me(11:37:01 AM) Zenith034: ...Entertain.....entertain..::waves hands::(11:37:03 AM) mx13punk: I feel it's time to put it out of it's missery(11:37:17 AM) Zenith034: That was Wigs.(11:37:21 AM) Zenith034: he is special.(11:37:23 AM) mx13punk: I figured(11:37:48 AM) mx13punk: OMG(11:37:50 AM) mx13punk: :((11:37:54 AM) mx13punk: my hair is falling out(11:38:01 AM) mx13punk: and I just looked at a few strands(11:38:06 AM) mx13punk: and made a horrid discovery(11:38:35 AM) Zenith034: Okay?(11:38:47 AM) mx13punk: I'M GOING GREY(11:38:48 AM) mx13punk: FAST(11:39:14 AM) mx13punk: I shit you not, a full inch of my hair at the root is straight grey(11:39:26 AM) mx13punk: :((11:39:32 AM) mx13punk: I don't wanna go bald and grey(11:39:51 AM) Zenith034: You aren't going bald, jeff.(11:40:06 AM) Zenith034: If you were going bald... you would be going bald in more than the front.(11:40:21 AM) mx13punk: it's comming out all over!(11:40:37 AM) mx13punk: if I run my hands through my hair, I get shit tons of hairs (11:40:37 AM) Zenith034: And you aren't going bald in the bald spot that people get when they go bald.(11:40:42 AM) mx13punk: FROM ALL OVER(11:40:53 AM) Zenith034: That is because you haven't cut your hair and it is dying and getting split ends and shit!(11:41:01 AM) Zenith034: Your hair isn't meant to grow out that long!(11:41:03 AM) Zenith034: ><;(11:41:25 AM) mx13punk: lies(11:41:28 AM) mx13punk: I'm going bald(11:41:32 AM) mx13punk: and it's your falt(11:42:00 AM) mx13punk: fault even(11:42:34 AM) mx13punk: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bald(11:42:42 AM) Zenith034: Jeff...(11:42:48 AM) Zenith034: I've been dealing with this forever.(11:43:52 AM) Zenith034: You aren't going bald.(11:44:00 AM) Zenith034: You hair line might be receding a little bit...(11:44:02 AM) Zenith034: But that is all.(11:44:11 AM) Zenith034: You aren't going to go bald at 22(11:44:16 AM) mx13punk: my dad did(11:44:26 AM) Zenith034: You don't get baldness from your dad.(11:45:50 AM) Zenith034: Jigga, jigga, jigga...(11:46:01 AM) Zenith034: My hair line has been receding since Middle School.(11:46:03 AM) Zenith034: So...(11:46:05 AM) Zenith034: Shuush.(11:46:46 AM) mx13punk: That's you stephen(11:46:47 AM) mx13punk: NOT ME(11:46:53 AM) mx13punk: this is MY LIFE we're talking about!(11:47:04 AM) mx13punk: MY FUCKING HAIR IS DIEING!!!(11:47:33 AM) mx13punk: all my grandparents went bald young...(11:47:43 AM) mx13punk: I'M DOOMED TO THIS FATE!!!(11:48:09 AM) Zenith034: No you aren't.(11:48:58 AM) Zenith034: Get yourself some of that hair strengthening conditioner next time you go shopping.(11:50:14 AM) mx13punk: :((11:50:19 AM) mx13punk: bald bald jeffy(11:50:25 AM) mx13punk: that's what they'll call me(11:50:28 AM) mx13punk: as they mock me(11:50:40 AM) Zenith034: No, they won't, Jeff...(11:50:51 AM) Zenith034: You'll be fine.(11:51:02 AM) Zenith034: When your hair gets that long, it becomes unhealthy and falls out more.(11:51:05 AM) mx13punk: THEY WILL(11:51:08 AM) Zenith034: Trust me. It does the same thing to me.(11:51:17 AM) mx13punk: THEY'LL STICK YAMAKA'S ON THEIR HEAD IN MOCKERY!(11:51:17 AM) Zenith034: Which is why I want to get my damn hair cut.(11:51:26 AM) Zenith034: THAT DOESN"T MAKE SENSE(11:51:32 AM) mx13punk: YES IT DOES!!!(11:51:35 AM) Zenith034: OKAY(11:51:39 AM) mx13punk: :((11:51:48 AM) mx13punk: I'm gonna be a 25 year old bald freak(11:51:50 AM) mx13punk: whoes fat(11:52:00 AM) mx13punk: I'll have rolls of fat on my bald bald stoopid head(11:53:03 AM) mx13punk: FAT HEAD(11:53:16 AM) mx13punk: LOOK AT STUPID FAT HEAD WITH HIS BALD STUPID FAT ROLLY HEAD(11:53:20 AM) mx13punk: :((11:54:38 AM) mx13punk: someone will take a picture of my head rolls cause it looks like a vagina if the angles right and I'll become a stupid internet fad...(11:54:44 AM) mx13punk: I can see it already(11:55:02 AM) mx13punk: BALD BALD STUPID FAT ROLLY VAGINA HEAD(11:55:12 AM) mx13punk: I DON'T WANNA BE THAT GUY STEVE!(11:55:20 AM) mx13punk: I need to loose weight and buy a wig(11:55:22 AM) mx13punk: ASAP(11:55:31 AM) mx13punk: and become non-stupid...(11:55:33 AM) mx13punk: ASASP(11:55:37 AM) mx13punk: DAMNIT(11:57:45 AM) Zenith034: God damnit jeff.(11:57:51 AM) Zenith034: You don't have fat rolls on your head.(11:58:10 AM) Zenith034: Wiggy says your mouf looks like a vagina, though.(11:58:14 AM) Zenith034: But he is retarded.(11:58:48 AM) Zenith034: I'll let you feel something when you get home, and you can feel bad for me. because I will go bald... and I huge, retarded dents in my head.(11:59:20 AM) mx13punk: NO(11:59:23 AM) mx13punk: NO(11:59:24 AM) mx13punk: Nmo(11:59:26 AM) mx13punk: NO(11:59:38 AM) mx13punk: This is about me stephen(11:59:40 AM) mx13punk: NOT YOU!(11:59:41 AM) mx13punk: MY HEAD(11:59:44 AM) mx13punk: NOT YOURS(11:59:58 AM) mx13punk: MY BALD BALD STOOPID FAT ROLLY VAGINA MONSTER HEAD!(12:00:25 PM) mx13punk: a man is going to mistake my head for a vagina while I'm sleeping and fuck my head(12:00:30 PM) mx13punk: it's going to happen(12:00:31 PM) Zenith034: Jeff.(12:00:35 PM) mx13punk: and the world will LAUGH AT ME(12:00:38 PM) Zenith034: You don't have fuckin' fat rolls on your head.(12:00:45 PM) mx13punk: LAUGH AT ME STEPHEN(12:00:49 PM) Zenith034: I feel on your head all the time.(12:00:50 PM) Zenith034: I'd know(12:00:50 PM) mx13punk: THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD(12:00:54 PM) Zenith034: I'D KNOW(12:00:59 PM) mx13punk: I'D KNOW!(12:01:08 PM) mx13punk: AND IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN(12:01:12 PM) Zenith034: NO IT ISN"T(12:01:21 PM) mx13punk: YOU TOUCH MY HEAD SO YOU CAN FINGER FUCK MY VAGINA HEAD!(12:01:27 PM) mx13punk: NO MORE TOUCHING MY HEAD YOU SICKO!(12:01:35 PM) mx13punk: NEVER AGAIN!(12:01:40 PM) Zenith034: ...(12:01:45 PM) mx13punk: ...(12:01:47 PM) mx13punk: never(12:01:50 PM) Zenith034: This needs stop.(12:01:52 PM) Zenith034: ASASP(12:02:07 PM) mx13punk: YOU ARE IN DENIAL SIR!(12:02:12 PM) mx13punk: I'm accepting my fate!(12:02:17 PM) mx13punk: YOU ARE THE ONE DENYING IT!!!(12:02:21 PM) mx13punk: YOU'VE GOT PROBLEMS MAN!(12:02:24 PM) mx13punk: PROBLEMS!(12:04:28 PM) mx13punk: PROBLEMS STEPHEN(12:04:31 PM) mx13punk: PROBLEMS(12:04:33 PM) mx13punk: MAN(12:04:43 PM) mx13punk: YOU'VE GOT JEFF PROBLEMS(12:04:58 PM) mx13punk: AND IT'S TIME TO RECOGNIZE THE ISSUES(12:05:02 PM) mx13punk: AND ACCEPT(12:05:04 PM) Zenith034: I don't really have problems.(12:05:12 PM) Zenith034: Going bald doesn't affect me in the least.(12:05:21 PM) mx13punk: THAT I WILL HAVE A BALD BALD STOOPID FAT ROLLY VAGINA MONSTER HEAD!(12:05:35 PM) Zenith034: Alright.(12:05:37 PM) mx13punk: ok(12:05:44 PM) Zenith034: Okay, then.(12:05:51 PM) Zenith034: You can continue this if you want.(12:05:57 PM) Zenith034: I know you are just doin' it because you are bored.(12:06:01 PM) mx13punk: yup(12:06:04 PM) mx13punk: I'm done though(12:06:11 PM) mx13punk: that was a solid waste of 45 minutes(12:06:13 PM) mx13punk: I'm pleased(12:06:17 PM) Zenith034: Me too.(12:06:28 PM) Zenith034: Decided what you gonna do tonight?(12:06:55 PM) Zenith034: Me and wigs are going to watch some futurama.(12:07:01 PM) Zenith034: So, I'll talk to you soon.(12:07:06 PM) mx13punk: k
