(2:40:01 PM) Mx: I'm ronery
(2:54:40 PM) Mx: FINE
(2:54:44 PM) Mx: FUCK YOU STEVE
(2:54:56 PM) zenith034: I love you.
(2:55:00 PM) Mx: lies
(2:55:05 PM) zenith034: I do...
(2:55:16 PM) zenith034: Would I be reading this boring ass Dungeon Master's guide if I didn't?
(2:55:33 PM) Mx: yes
(2:55:58 PM) zenith034: Nope. I wouldn't.
(2:56:09 PM) Mx: lies
(2:56:21 PM) zenith034: Why would I?
(2:56:22 PM) zenith034: HUH
(2:56:30 PM) Mx: BECAUSE YOU LOVE WORDS
(2:56:42 PM) zenith034: Nope.
(2:56:44 PM) zenith034: I hate words.
(2:56:48 PM) Mx: AND THAT BOOK IS FUCKIN FULL OF THEM STEVE
(2:56:52 PM) Mx: DON'T LIE ABOUT IT
(2:56:59 PM) Mx: cause I know th truff
(2:57:04 PM) Mx: you're cheating on my with words
(2:57:15 PM) zenith034: I don't fuck words, Jeff.
(2:57:20 PM) Mx: I think you do
(2:57:27 PM) zenith034: I would if I could...
(2:57:30 PM) zenith034: But I can't...
(2:57:36 PM) Mx: I think you go down on them more than you do me
(2:57:39 PM) Mx: that's what I think
(2:57:45 PM) Mx: those slutty fuckin words
(2:57:52 PM) Mx: I HOPE YOU GET FACE HERPES
(2:58:05 PM) Mx: and...
(2:58:06 PM) Mx: DIE
(2:58:11 PM) Mx: or FACE HERPES
(2:58:33 PM) Mx: asshole
(2:58:41 PM) zenith034: ;_;
(2:58:46 PM) Mx: do you use outlook?
(2:59:04 PM) zenith034: No.
(2:59:06 PM) Mx: kk
(2:59:16 PM) zenith034: That was a random question.
(2:59:21 PM) zenith034: Brought to you by jeffrey.
(2:59:30 PM) Mx: lol
(2:59:42 PM) Mx: I wish you used outlook
(2:59:46 PM) zenith034: Why?
(2:59:50 PM) Mx: so you could help me test something
(3:00:18 PM) zenith034: I'm useless to you because I don't use outlook?
(3:00:22 PM) zenith034: You know what that is?!
(3:00:24 PM) zenith034: Racist!
(3:00:26 PM) Mx: basically
(3:01:43 PM) Mx: and blatantly
(3:02:00 PM) zenith034: Yep.
(3:02:04 PM) zenith034: You are a terrible racist.
(3:02:06 PM) zenith034: Tell me...
(3:02:10 PM) zenith034: Do you eat Jew babies?
(3:02:11 PM) Mx: fuck you!
(3:02:17 PM) Mx: I am a jew baby?
(3:02:21 PM) zenith034: NO!
(3:02:29 PM) zenith034: Is your Mom Jewish?
(3:02:40 PM) Mx: it does come from my mothers side, yes
(3:02:48 PM) zenith034: If she ain't Jewish, then you can go to hell.
(3:02:51 PM) zenith034: You non-Jew.
(3:02:54 PM) Mx: D:
(3:02:57 PM) zenith034: She has to be full-fledged Jew.
(3:02:59 PM) Mx: racist
(3:03:04 PM) Mx: that's what you are
(3:03:15 PM) Mx: GO SUCK A DOG MEL GIBSON
(3:03:38 PM) zenith034: D:

(3:24:41 PM) Mx: I met a man who claimed to be a contract killer yesterday...
(3:24:44 PM) Mx: it was weird
(3:25:00 PM) Mx: I figured tho that a hitman doesn't go around saying he's a hit man
(3:25:07 PM) zenith034: Yeah.
(3:25:09 PM) zenith034: That'd be dumb.
(3:25:23 PM) Mx: unless he's not getting an buisness
(3:25:34 PM) Mx: I suppose you have to advertise one way or another
(3:26:17 PM) Mx: but walking up to an overweight 20 something and asking if he needs anyone killed probably isn't the right way
(3:26:25 PM) Mx: ...
(3:26:58 PM) zenith034: Probably not.
(3:27:29 PM) zenith034: "Oh... so hey... um... I was wonderin'. You know anyone that needs a little stabbin'?"
(3:27:44 PM) zenith034: A little stabbity?
(3:27:44 PM) Mx: what?!
(3:27:46 PM) Mx: NO DUDE
(3:27:48 PM) Mx: JESUS
(3:27:52 PM) Mx: get the fuck away from me!
(3:28:00 PM) zenith034: oh... sorry dude. I just thought someone might need some stabbin's.
(3:28:21 PM) Mx: jesus christ!? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
(3:28:31 PM) Mx: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?!
(3:28:44 PM) Mx: ...
(3:28:49 PM) zenith034: No one. Uh. Think you could do me a favor and ask around for me? If people need stabbin's?
(3:28:54 PM) Mx: you're not going to like... kill me are you
(3:29:01 PM) zenith034: I might...
(3:29:08 PM) Mx: ...
(3:29:12 PM) zenith034: ...
(3:29:14 PM) zenith034: *stab*
(3:29:15 PM) Mx: POLICE!
(3:29:19 PM) Mx: *dead*

(2:40:07 PM) zenith034: Weeeeo.
(2:40:27 PM) Mx: indeed sir!
(2:41:24 PM) Mx: baby, I'm gonna butter your bread
(2:42:19 PM) Mx: sven?
(2:42:27 PM) Mx: doth thou hear me?
(2:42:46 PM) zenith034: Yes.
(2:42:47 PM) zenith034: I do.
(2:42:52 PM) Mx: this pleases me
(2:43:04 PM) zenith034: I am glad.
(2:43:10 PM) zenith034: All I want to do is please you, after all.
(2:43:26 PM) Mx: you are a promiscuous girl
(2:43:40 PM) zenith034: I knows it.
(2:43:54 PM) Mx: awesome
(2:43:58 PM) Mx: how was das class
(2:44:03 PM) zenith034: Eehh...
(2:44:05 PM) zenith034: unpleasant.
(2:44:09 PM) zenith034: But it isn't ever pleasant.
(2:44:14 PM) zenith034: So at least it wasn't a suprise.
(2:44:20 PM) Mx: I see
(2:44:25 PM) zenith034: Me too.
(2:44:27 PM) zenith034: Sometimes...
(2:44:30 PM) zenith034: Sometimes I close my eyes.
(2:44:33 PM) zenith034: Then I can't see.
(2:44:37 PM) Mx: D:
(2:44:42 PM) zenith034: Lamest joke of all time.
(2:44:44 PM) zenith034: Noted.
(2:44:59 PM) Mx: D|
(2:45:01 PM) Mx: D:
(2:45:09 PM) zenith034: Nice.
(2:45:12 PM) zenith034: Dx
(2:45:17 PM) Mx: D=
(2:45:31 PM) zenith034: D<
(2:45:35 PM) Mx: looks like heffer from rocko's modern life
(2:45:39 PM) zenith034: It does.
(2:45:43 PM) zenith034: +D
(2:45:46 PM) zenith034: =D
(2:45:50 PM) Mx: ya
(2:45:52 PM) Mx: hehe
(2:45:54 PM) zenith034: Happiest of happy faces.
(2:46:05 PM) zenith034: Ecstatic.
(2:46:17 PM) Mx: because he got high, because he got high, because he got hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh
(2:47:04 PM) Mx: I've done nothing all day steve
(2:47:05 PM) Mx: nothin
(2:47:17 PM) Mx: no
(2:47:17 PM) Mx: thin
(2:47:22 PM) zenith034: I've done stuff.
(2:47:35 PM) Mx: that's hot
(2:47:36 PM) zenith034: And in about an hour and a half I have to go give a presentation.
(2:47:44 PM) Mx: DX
(2:47:54 PM) zenith034: While you sit and touch yourself in your office, I have to stand in front of forty people and talk.
(2:48:11 PM) Mx: such is the life of a college student
(2:48:21 PM) zenith034: I just realized that forty isn't an exaggeration...
(2:48:23 PM) zenith034: Lame...
(2:48:31 PM) Mx: 40 people isn't that bad
(2:48:35 PM) Mx: it could be 400
(2:48:38 PM) Mx: or 4000
(2:48:41 PM) zenith034: I'm not Jeff, Jeff.
(2:48:43 PM) zenith034: I'm Steve.
(2:48:45 PM) Mx: I know
(2:48:51 PM) Mx: I'm just sayin
(2:48:58 PM) zenith034: I'M ME!
(2:49:17 PM) Mx: I'm just sayin, I've farted into a microphone infront of 100+ people
(2:49:25 PM) Mx: just picture them naked
(2:49:27 PM) Mx: ...
(2:49:53 PM) Mx: that always helps me pass gass
(2:50:16 PM) Mx: scares the poof right out of you
(2:50:20 PM) zenith034: People naked thing doesn't work.
(2:50:26 PM) zenith034: Cause then I'll just get a boner.
(2:50:46 PM) Mx: that's not such a bad thing
(2:50:52 PM) Mx: is the teacher female?
(2:50:55 PM) zenith034: Yeah.
(2:51:24 PM) zenith034: But she is a crazy Muslim.
(2:51:26 PM) Mx: she'll get so aroused that she can't pay attention to your presentation. She so hot and wet down there steven, and your boner is so delightful
(2:51:37 PM) Mx: hey, even muslims get the jones
(2:51:42 PM) zenith034: Sometimes.
(2:52:31 PM) Mx: oh sven, fuck me fully covered muslim body
(2:52:34 PM) Mx: fuck it long time
(2:52:39 PM) zenith034: ...
(2:52:44 PM) Mx: DON"T LOOK
(2:52:47 PM) Mx: it makes me blush
(2:52:53 PM) Mx: teehee
(2:52:56 PM) zenith034: Wow.

(8:10:13 AM) Mx: that was weird
(8:10:32 AM) zenith034: Sos your face.
(8:10:45 AM) Mx: damnit! you're right!
(10:18:54 AM) Mx: hoe
(10:18:57 AM) zenith034: HOE!
(10:19:01 AM) Mx: D:
(10:19:06 AM) Mx: so much hate!
(10:19:12 AM) zenith034: Not really.
(10:19:12 AM) Mx: D:
(10:19:14 AM) zenith034: I loves you...
(10:19:16 AM) zenith034: Deep down...
(10:19:16 AM) Mx: yay
(10:19:24 AM) zenith034: I just don't know how to show it.
(10:19:26 AM) zenith034: Teach me?
(10:19:40 AM) Mx: so.... when are you comming home? I'll teach you all about the birds and the how to blow a mans
(10:19:47 AM) Mx: I mean bees
(10:19:49 AM) Mx: ...
(10:19:53 AM) Mx: BEES DAMNIT
(10:20:27 AM) Mx: ...
(10:20:43 AM) zenith034: Got'cha.
(10:21:59 AM) Mx: when you commin home damnit!
(10:22:05 AM) zenith034: Not this weekend.
(10:22:07 AM) zenith034: next weekend.
(10:22:10 AM) zenith034: Sunday, probably.
(10:22:12 AM) zenith034: Or Saturday.
(10:22:20 AM) Mx: cool
(10:22:33 AM) Mx: I miss your scent...
(10:22:39 AM) zenith034: Getting drunk as hells on Friday with Cheryl.
(10:22:44 AM) Mx: nice
(10:22:48 AM) Mx: where is she from?
(10:23:04 AM) zenith034: South Bend.
(10:23:08 AM) zenith034: Which isn't in the south.
(10:23:12 AM) zenith034: It is in the north.
(10:23:17 AM) Mx: cool, she needs to come and party with us some time
(10:23:36 AM) Mx: we can put our hands in da air
(10:23:45 AM) Mx: and wave'em like we just don't care
(10:23:59 AM) zenith034: Hells yeah.
(10:24:02 AM) zenith034: She wants to meet you guys.
(10:24:08 AM) zenith034: Seeing as I talk about you guys too much.
(10:24:09 AM) Mx: awesome sauce
(10:24:21 AM) Mx: well, we talk about ourselves a lot too, so it's ok
(10:24:24 AM) Mx: ~_^
(10:24:34 AM) zenith034: Booyah.
(10:24:43 AM) zenith034: Guess what, Jeff.
(10:24:46 AM) Mx: what
(10:24:49 AM) zenith034: I fuckin' hate stoopid people.
(10:24:54 AM) Mx: me too!
(10:25:10 AM) zenith034: People are supposed to send me their slides for our group project today.
(10:25:13 AM) zenith034: But guess what?
(10:25:35 AM) Mx: nodda
(10:25:46 AM) Mx: nadda?
(10:25:46 AM) zenith034: I hates them so.
(10:25:47 AM) Mx: nada?
(10:25:51 AM) zenith034: Nadda.
(10:25:53 AM) Mx: aight
(10:25:55 AM) Mx: nadda
(10:25:57 AM) zenith034: Yes.
(10:26:02 AM) zenith034: That is the official spelling.
(10:26:04 AM) zenith034: In my head.
(10:26:07 AM) Mx: kk
(10:26:11 AM) Mx: it is mine too now
(10:26:13 AM) Mx: and forever
(10:26:38 AM) zenith034: When we are 50 billion years old, we'll remember.
(10:27:05 AM) Mx: yup
(10:27:36 AM) zenith034: And then touch each other a little.
(10:27:46 AM) Mx: in nirvana
(10:28:40 AM) Mx: we'll be all naked eating fruit, and I'll over at you and I'll say " got any mango's?" and you'll be like "nadda" and we'll both smile... take eachothers hands, and skip in a field of thornless roses
(10:28:55 AM) Mx: it will be... beautiful...
(10:32:17 AM) Mx: FINE
(10:32:19 AM) zenith034: ...
(10:32:21 AM) zenith034: Sorry...
(10:32:26 AM) zenith034: That was fuckin' hi-larious.
(10:32:37 AM) Mx: don't patronize me...
(10:32:53 AM) zenith034: It was!
(10:32:54 AM) Mx: I WILL KILL YOU
(10:32:59 AM) zenith034: I was trying to copy it to Cheryl!
(10:33:02 AM) zenith034: And I failed!
(10:33:07 AM) Mx: oooo, let me have her aim name ^_^
(10:33:15 AM) Mx: I promise not to ever give it to mickey
(10:33:15 AM) Mx: lol
(10:33:27 AM) zenith034: lol
(10:33:36 AM) zenith034: (this name was removed to protect the identity of those involved... SUCKA!!!1)
(10:33:38 AM) Mx: for he is destroyer of all that is good
(10:33:53 AM) zenith034: OH NO
(10:34:01 AM) zenith034: I JUST CLOSED THE WINDOW AND LOST THE CONVERSATION
(10:34:03 AM) zenith034: SHIT
(10:34:06 AM) zenith034: SHIT
(10:34:09 AM) Mx: SNAPS