(09:59:13) AShatteredGrave: Nothing better than making my boss look like a dick.
(09:59:58) Mx: hehe
(10:01:00) AShatteredGrave: I can still taste the bitching in the air though. It's only a matter of time.
(10:02:45) Mx: block it man
(10:02:51) Mx: don't take it seriously
(10:03:05) Mx: when they bitch at you, write a silly poem about how stupid their faces are
(10:03:52) Mx: just think to yourself, "The are bitching at me, because they have tiny dicks."
(10:05:57) Mx: or "They are yelling at me because their nanny touched them as children"
(10:06:14) Mx: or "They are yelling at me because they are ashamed of their bodies"
(10:06:30) Mx: trust me, this will make it much easier
(10:06:35) AShatteredGrave: You are seriously fucked up in the head.
(10:07:26) Mx: you can't tell me you wouldn't start cracking up if, in your head, while they where bitching at you, you where saying "I am far more endowed than you will ever dream of being."
(10:08:11) Mx: or "I know, if I wanted to, I could fuck your wife and you would never known... but I won't cause she's ugly as hell"
(10:08:59) Mx: or "If I was as lonely as you are, I would be yelling a lot too."
(10:10:18) AShatteredGrave: Seriously fucked up.
(10:10:20) AShatteredGrave: lol

(11:07:03) Mx: people don't read my blog though. so no one will ever know how wonderful I really am
(11:08:47) ManicWiggy: you're not wonderful you're demented, lol
(11:09:00) ManicWiggy: and we just happen to be demented enough to think that you are sane
(11:09:07) Mx: I see
(11:09:10) ManicWiggy: so everything just works its way out
(11:09:12) Mx: either way, I'm fuckin special

(10:54:24) ManicWiggy: i have a job you can do for me jeff

(10:54:28) Mx: hm?
(10:55:16) ManicWiggy: Its called a blowjob, i don't know if you've heard of it before, it requires you to get on your knees and open your mouf, and then it all ends with me recieving genital pleasure. I'll explain it in more detail later.
(10:55:55) Mx: does it involve biting down and severing your member from your body? Cause I've played a game like this before, and that's how I won
(10:56:17) ManicWiggy: naw, in this version, you cant win cause its not a game its a job
(10:57:06) Mx: well, I would find this job more rewarding if I atleast got a meal out of it. So I'll be snacking on your detached hotdog tonite
(10:57:08) Mx: mk?
(10:57:39) ManicWiggy: nah, i'd rather buy you an actual hotdog, with all the toppings you want.
(10:57:48) ManicWiggy: as salary
(10:57:54) Mx: I'd prefere a manwhich
(10:58:05) ManicWiggy: but it comes with free MAYO!
(10:58:13) Mx: naw, I'll pass
(10:58:22) Mx: I've got a better offer from some chick, you understand
(10:58:43) ManicWiggy: I understand... but you're passing up the chance of a lifetime, I want you to know that
(10:59:04) Mx: it's very similar to your job, only in this job I'm not queer, and I get some tang
(10:59:08) Mx: I start tonite
(10:59:11) Mx: I'm pretty excited
(10:59:24) ManicWiggy: i c
(10:59:31) ManicWiggy: well, there you go
(10:59:34) Mx: yup