(9:52:00 AM) Mx: http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/02/robertson.predictions.ap/index.html
(9:52:07 AM) Mx: look at the smile on that evil mans face
(9:54:46 AM) zenith034: He is such a douchebag.
(9:54:51 AM) Mx: yup
(9:54:51 AM) zenith034: I can't wait for his death.
(9:54:54 AM) Mx: yup yup
(9:55:15 AM) zenith034: I will dance a dance of glee.
(9:55:32 AM) Mx: lol
(9:55:53 AM) zenith034: "hey, I predict shit that will probably happen and take credit for it when it does!"
(9:56:08 AM) zenith034: "I predict... it will rain within the month... fear God's rain!"
(9:56:34 AM) Mx: D:
(9:57:01 AM) Mx: I hope we do experience a mass killing...
(9:57:12 AM) Mx: a nuclear explosion at the home of the 700 club
(9:57:26 AM) Mx: and the trinity broadcasting network
(9:57:38 AM) Mx: and.... g4
(9:57:59 AM) Mx: and I hope that those channels are replaced by porno
(9:58:01 AM) zenith034: You hate g4 now?
(9:58:13 AM) Mx: I don't hate g4, I just love porn
(9:58:25 AM) Mx: whatever it takes man

(2:40:01 PM) Mx: I'm ronery
(2:54:40 PM) Mx: FINE
(2:54:44 PM) Mx: FUCK YOU STEVE
(2:54:56 PM) zenith034: I love you.
(2:55:00 PM) Mx: lies
(2:55:05 PM) zenith034: I do...
(2:55:16 PM) zenith034: Would I be reading this boring ass Dungeon Master's guide if I didn't?
(2:55:33 PM) Mx: yes
(2:55:58 PM) zenith034: Nope. I wouldn't.
(2:56:09 PM) Mx: lies
(2:56:21 PM) zenith034: Why would I?
(2:56:22 PM) zenith034: HUH
(2:56:30 PM) Mx: BECAUSE YOU LOVE WORDS
(2:56:42 PM) zenith034: Nope.
(2:56:44 PM) zenith034: I hate words.
(2:56:48 PM) Mx: AND THAT BOOK IS FUCKIN FULL OF THEM STEVE
(2:56:52 PM) Mx: DON'T LIE ABOUT IT
(2:56:59 PM) Mx: cause I know th truff
(2:57:04 PM) Mx: you're cheating on my with words
(2:57:15 PM) zenith034: I don't fuck words, Jeff.
(2:57:20 PM) Mx: I think you do
(2:57:27 PM) zenith034: I would if I could...
(2:57:30 PM) zenith034: But I can't...
(2:57:36 PM) Mx: I think you go down on them more than you do me
(2:57:39 PM) Mx: that's what I think
(2:57:45 PM) Mx: those slutty fuckin words
(2:57:52 PM) Mx: I HOPE YOU GET FACE HERPES
(2:58:05 PM) Mx: and...
(2:58:06 PM) Mx: DIE
(2:58:11 PM) Mx: or FACE HERPES
(2:58:33 PM) Mx: asshole
(2:58:41 PM) zenith034: ;_;
(2:58:46 PM) Mx: do you use outlook?
(2:59:04 PM) zenith034: No.
(2:59:06 PM) Mx: kk
(2:59:16 PM) zenith034: That was a random question.
(2:59:21 PM) zenith034: Brought to you by jeffrey.
(2:59:30 PM) Mx: lol
(2:59:42 PM) Mx: I wish you used outlook
(2:59:46 PM) zenith034: Why?
(2:59:50 PM) Mx: so you could help me test something
(3:00:18 PM) zenith034: I'm useless to you because I don't use outlook?
(3:00:22 PM) zenith034: You know what that is?!
(3:00:24 PM) zenith034: Racist!
(3:00:26 PM) Mx: basically
(3:01:43 PM) Mx: and blatantly
(3:02:00 PM) zenith034: Yep.
(3:02:04 PM) zenith034: You are a terrible racist.
(3:02:06 PM) zenith034: Tell me...
(3:02:10 PM) zenith034: Do you eat Jew babies?
(3:02:11 PM) Mx: fuck you!
(3:02:17 PM) Mx: I am a jew baby?
(3:02:21 PM) zenith034: NO!
(3:02:29 PM) zenith034: Is your Mom Jewish?
(3:02:40 PM) Mx: it does come from my mothers side, yes
(3:02:48 PM) zenith034: If she ain't Jewish, then you can go to hell.
(3:02:51 PM) zenith034: You non-Jew.
(3:02:54 PM) Mx: D:
(3:02:57 PM) zenith034: She has to be full-fledged Jew.
(3:02:59 PM) Mx: racist
(3:03:04 PM) Mx: that's what you are
(3:03:15 PM) Mx: GO SUCK A DOG MEL GIBSON
(3:03:38 PM) zenith034: D:

(3:24:41 PM) Mx: I met a man who claimed to be a contract killer yesterday...
(3:24:44 PM) Mx: it was weird
(3:25:00 PM) Mx: I figured tho that a hitman doesn't go around saying he's a hit man
(3:25:07 PM) zenith034: Yeah.
(3:25:09 PM) zenith034: That'd be dumb.
(3:25:23 PM) Mx: unless he's not getting an buisness
(3:25:34 PM) Mx: I suppose you have to advertise one way or another
(3:26:17 PM) Mx: but walking up to an overweight 20 something and asking if he needs anyone killed probably isn't the right way
(3:26:25 PM) Mx: ...
(3:26:58 PM) zenith034: Probably not.
(3:27:29 PM) zenith034: "Oh... so hey... um... I was wonderin'. You know anyone that needs a little stabbin'?"
(3:27:44 PM) zenith034: A little stabbity?
(3:27:44 PM) Mx: what?!
(3:27:46 PM) Mx: NO DUDE
(3:27:48 PM) Mx: JESUS
(3:27:52 PM) Mx: get the fuck away from me!
(3:28:00 PM) zenith034: oh... sorry dude. I just thought someone might need some stabbin's.
(3:28:21 PM) Mx: jesus christ!? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
(3:28:31 PM) Mx: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?!
(3:28:44 PM) Mx: ...
(3:28:49 PM) zenith034: No one. Uh. Think you could do me a favor and ask around for me? If people need stabbin's?
(3:28:54 PM) Mx: you're not going to like... kill me are you
(3:29:01 PM) zenith034: I might...
(3:29:08 PM) Mx: ...
(3:29:12 PM) zenith034: ...
(3:29:14 PM) zenith034: *stab*
(3:29:15 PM) Mx: POLICE!
(3:29:19 PM) Mx: *dead*

(2:40:07 PM) zenith034: Weeeeo.
(2:40:27 PM) Mx: indeed sir!
(2:41:24 PM) Mx: baby, I'm gonna butter your bread
(2:42:19 PM) Mx: sven?
(2:42:27 PM) Mx: doth thou hear me?
(2:42:46 PM) zenith034: Yes.
(2:42:47 PM) zenith034: I do.
(2:42:52 PM) Mx: this pleases me
(2:43:04 PM) zenith034: I am glad.
(2:43:10 PM) zenith034: All I want to do is please you, after all.
(2:43:26 PM) Mx: you are a promiscuous girl
(2:43:40 PM) zenith034: I knows it.
(2:43:54 PM) Mx: awesome
(2:43:58 PM) Mx: how was das class
(2:44:03 PM) zenith034: Eehh...
(2:44:05 PM) zenith034: unpleasant.
(2:44:09 PM) zenith034: But it isn't ever pleasant.
(2:44:14 PM) zenith034: So at least it wasn't a suprise.
(2:44:20 PM) Mx: I see
(2:44:25 PM) zenith034: Me too.
(2:44:27 PM) zenith034: Sometimes...
(2:44:30 PM) zenith034: Sometimes I close my eyes.
(2:44:33 PM) zenith034: Then I can't see.
(2:44:37 PM) Mx: D:
(2:44:42 PM) zenith034: Lamest joke of all time.
(2:44:44 PM) zenith034: Noted.
(2:44:59 PM) Mx: D|
(2:45:01 PM) Mx: D:
(2:45:09 PM) zenith034: Nice.
(2:45:12 PM) zenith034: Dx
(2:45:17 PM) Mx: D=
(2:45:31 PM) zenith034: D<
(2:45:35 PM) Mx: looks like heffer from rocko's modern life
(2:45:39 PM) zenith034: It does.
(2:45:43 PM) zenith034: +D
(2:45:46 PM) zenith034: =D
(2:45:50 PM) Mx: ya
(2:45:52 PM) Mx: hehe
(2:45:54 PM) zenith034: Happiest of happy faces.
(2:46:05 PM) zenith034: Ecstatic.
(2:46:17 PM) Mx: because he got high, because he got high, because he got hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh
(2:47:04 PM) Mx: I've done nothing all day steve
(2:47:05 PM) Mx: nothin
(2:47:17 PM) Mx: no
(2:47:17 PM) Mx: thin
(2:47:22 PM) zenith034: I've done stuff.
(2:47:35 PM) Mx: that's hot
(2:47:36 PM) zenith034: And in about an hour and a half I have to go give a presentation.
(2:47:44 PM) Mx: DX
(2:47:54 PM) zenith034: While you sit and touch yourself in your office, I have to stand in front of forty people and talk.
(2:48:11 PM) Mx: such is the life of a college student
(2:48:21 PM) zenith034: I just realized that forty isn't an exaggeration...
(2:48:23 PM) zenith034: Lame...
(2:48:31 PM) Mx: 40 people isn't that bad
(2:48:35 PM) Mx: it could be 400
(2:48:38 PM) Mx: or 4000
(2:48:41 PM) zenith034: I'm not Jeff, Jeff.
(2:48:43 PM) zenith034: I'm Steve.
(2:48:45 PM) Mx: I know
(2:48:51 PM) Mx: I'm just sayin
(2:48:58 PM) zenith034: I'M ME!
(2:49:17 PM) Mx: I'm just sayin, I've farted into a microphone infront of 100+ people
(2:49:25 PM) Mx: just picture them naked
(2:49:27 PM) Mx: ...
(2:49:53 PM) Mx: that always helps me pass gass
(2:50:16 PM) Mx: scares the poof right out of you
(2:50:20 PM) zenith034: People naked thing doesn't work.
(2:50:26 PM) zenith034: Cause then I'll just get a boner.
(2:50:46 PM) Mx: that's not such a bad thing
(2:50:52 PM) Mx: is the teacher female?
(2:50:55 PM) zenith034: Yeah.
(2:51:24 PM) zenith034: But she is a crazy Muslim.
(2:51:26 PM) Mx: she'll get so aroused that she can't pay attention to your presentation. She so hot and wet down there steven, and your boner is so delightful
(2:51:37 PM) Mx: hey, even muslims get the jones
(2:51:42 PM) zenith034: Sometimes.
(2:52:31 PM) Mx: oh sven, fuck me fully covered muslim body
(2:52:34 PM) Mx: fuck it long time
(2:52:39 PM) zenith034: ...
(2:52:44 PM) Mx: DON"T LOOK
(2:52:47 PM) Mx: it makes me blush
(2:52:53 PM) Mx: teehee
(2:52:56 PM) zenith034: Wow.

(8:10:13 AM) Mx: that was weird
(8:10:32 AM) zenith034: Sos your face.
(8:10:45 AM) Mx: damnit! you're right!
(10:18:54 AM) Mx: hoe
(10:18:57 AM) zenith034: HOE!
(10:19:01 AM) Mx: D:
(10:19:06 AM) Mx: so much hate!
(10:19:12 AM) zenith034: Not really.
(10:19:12 AM) Mx: D:
(10:19:14 AM) zenith034: I loves you...
(10:19:16 AM) zenith034: Deep down...
(10:19:16 AM) Mx: yay
(10:19:24 AM) zenith034: I just don't know how to show it.
(10:19:26 AM) zenith034: Teach me?
(10:19:40 AM) Mx: so.... when are you comming home? I'll teach you all about the birds and the how to blow a mans
(10:19:47 AM) Mx: I mean bees
(10:19:49 AM) Mx: ...
(10:19:53 AM) Mx: BEES DAMNIT
(10:20:27 AM) Mx: ...
(10:20:43 AM) zenith034: Got'cha.
(10:21:59 AM) Mx: when you commin home damnit!
(10:22:05 AM) zenith034: Not this weekend.
(10:22:07 AM) zenith034: next weekend.
(10:22:10 AM) zenith034: Sunday, probably.
(10:22:12 AM) zenith034: Or Saturday.
(10:22:20 AM) Mx: cool
(10:22:33 AM) Mx: I miss your scent...
(10:22:39 AM) zenith034: Getting drunk as hells on Friday with Cheryl.
(10:22:44 AM) Mx: nice
(10:22:48 AM) Mx: where is she from?
(10:23:04 AM) zenith034: South Bend.
(10:23:08 AM) zenith034: Which isn't in the south.
(10:23:12 AM) zenith034: It is in the north.
(10:23:17 AM) Mx: cool, she needs to come and party with us some time
(10:23:36 AM) Mx: we can put our hands in da air
(10:23:45 AM) Mx: and wave'em like we just don't care
(10:23:59 AM) zenith034: Hells yeah.
(10:24:02 AM) zenith034: She wants to meet you guys.
(10:24:08 AM) zenith034: Seeing as I talk about you guys too much.
(10:24:09 AM) Mx: awesome sauce
(10:24:21 AM) Mx: well, we talk about ourselves a lot too, so it's ok
(10:24:24 AM) Mx: ~_^
(10:24:34 AM) zenith034: Booyah.
(10:24:43 AM) zenith034: Guess what, Jeff.
(10:24:46 AM) Mx: what
(10:24:49 AM) zenith034: I fuckin' hate stoopid people.
(10:24:54 AM) Mx: me too!
(10:25:10 AM) zenith034: People are supposed to send me their slides for our group project today.
(10:25:13 AM) zenith034: But guess what?
(10:25:35 AM) Mx: nodda
(10:25:46 AM) Mx: nadda?
(10:25:46 AM) zenith034: I hates them so.
(10:25:47 AM) Mx: nada?
(10:25:51 AM) zenith034: Nadda.
(10:25:53 AM) Mx: aight
(10:25:55 AM) Mx: nadda
(10:25:57 AM) zenith034: Yes.
(10:26:02 AM) zenith034: That is the official spelling.
(10:26:04 AM) zenith034: In my head.
(10:26:07 AM) Mx: kk
(10:26:11 AM) Mx: it is mine too now
(10:26:13 AM) Mx: and forever
(10:26:38 AM) zenith034: When we are 50 billion years old, we'll remember.
(10:27:05 AM) Mx: yup
(10:27:36 AM) zenith034: And then touch each other a little.
(10:27:46 AM) Mx: in nirvana
(10:28:40 AM) Mx: we'll be all naked eating fruit, and I'll over at you and I'll say " got any mango's?" and you'll be like "nadda" and we'll both smile... take eachothers hands, and skip in a field of thornless roses
(10:28:55 AM) Mx: it will be... beautiful...
(10:32:17 AM) Mx: FINE
(10:32:19 AM) zenith034: ...
(10:32:21 AM) zenith034: Sorry...
(10:32:26 AM) zenith034: That was fuckin' hi-larious.
(10:32:37 AM) Mx: don't patronize me...
(10:32:53 AM) zenith034: It was!
(10:32:54 AM) Mx: I WILL KILL YOU
(10:32:59 AM) zenith034: I was trying to copy it to Cheryl!
(10:33:02 AM) zenith034: And I failed!
(10:33:07 AM) Mx: oooo, let me have her aim name ^_^
(10:33:15 AM) Mx: I promise not to ever give it to mickey
(10:33:15 AM) Mx: lol
(10:33:27 AM) zenith034: lol
(10:33:36 AM) zenith034: (this name was removed to protect the identity of those involved... SUCKA!!!1)
(10:33:38 AM) Mx: for he is destroyer of all that is good
(10:33:53 AM) zenith034: OH NO
(10:34:01 AM) zenith034: I JUST CLOSED THE WINDOW AND LOST THE CONVERSATION
(10:34:03 AM) zenith034: SHIT
(10:34:06 AM) zenith034: SHIT
(10:34:09 AM) Mx: SNAPS

(09:59:13) AShatteredGrave: Nothing better than making my boss look like a dick.
(09:59:58) Mx: hehe
(10:01:00) AShatteredGrave: I can still taste the bitching in the air though. It's only a matter of time.
(10:02:45) Mx: block it man
(10:02:51) Mx: don't take it seriously
(10:03:05) Mx: when they bitch at you, write a silly poem about how stupid their faces are
(10:03:52) Mx: just think to yourself, "The are bitching at me, because they have tiny dicks."
(10:05:57) Mx: or "They are yelling at me because their nanny touched them as children"
(10:06:14) Mx: or "They are yelling at me because they are ashamed of their bodies"
(10:06:30) Mx: trust me, this will make it much easier
(10:06:35) AShatteredGrave: You are seriously fucked up in the head.
(10:07:26) Mx: you can't tell me you wouldn't start cracking up if, in your head, while they where bitching at you, you where saying "I am far more endowed than you will ever dream of being."
(10:08:11) Mx: or "I know, if I wanted to, I could fuck your wife and you would never known... but I won't cause she's ugly as hell"
(10:08:59) Mx: or "If I was as lonely as you are, I would be yelling a lot too."
(10:10:18) AShatteredGrave: Seriously fucked up.
(10:10:20) AShatteredGrave: lol

(11:07:03) Mx: people don't read my blog though. so no one will ever know how wonderful I really am
(11:08:47) ManicWiggy: you're not wonderful you're demented, lol
(11:09:00) ManicWiggy: and we just happen to be demented enough to think that you are sane
(11:09:07) Mx: I see
(11:09:10) ManicWiggy: so everything just works its way out
(11:09:12) Mx: either way, I'm fuckin special

(10:54:24) ManicWiggy: i have a job you can do for me jeff

(10:54:28) Mx: hm?
(10:55:16) ManicWiggy: Its called a blowjob, i don't know if you've heard of it before, it requires you to get on your knees and open your mouf, and then it all ends with me recieving genital pleasure. I'll explain it in more detail later.
(10:55:55) Mx: does it involve biting down and severing your member from your body? Cause I've played a game like this before, and that's how I won
(10:56:17) ManicWiggy: naw, in this version, you cant win cause its not a game its a job
(10:57:06) Mx: well, I would find this job more rewarding if I atleast got a meal out of it. So I'll be snacking on your detached hotdog tonite
(10:57:08) Mx: mk?
(10:57:39) ManicWiggy: nah, i'd rather buy you an actual hotdog, with all the toppings you want.
(10:57:48) ManicWiggy: as salary
(10:57:54) Mx: I'd prefere a manwhich
(10:58:05) ManicWiggy: but it comes with free MAYO!
(10:58:13) Mx: naw, I'll pass
(10:58:22) Mx: I've got a better offer from some chick, you understand
(10:58:43) ManicWiggy: I understand... but you're passing up the chance of a lifetime, I want you to know that
(10:59:04) Mx: it's very similar to your job, only in this job I'm not queer, and I get some tang
(10:59:08) Mx: I start tonite
(10:59:11) Mx: I'm pretty excited
(10:59:24) ManicWiggy: i c
(10:59:31) ManicWiggy: well, there you go
(10:59:34) Mx: yup

(12:17:21 PM) Zenith034: Jeffrey!
(12:18:30 PM) mx13punk: Stephen!
(12:18:55 PM) Zenith034: What we doin' tonight?
(12:19:24 PM) mx13punk: Getting drunk enough to completly forget about my shit whole life!
(12:19:27 PM) mx13punk: you!?
(12:19:51 PM) Zenith034: I DON'T KNOW
(12:19:55 PM) mx13punk: OMG
(12:19:57 PM) Zenith034: Are you going to play magic tonight?
(12:20:00 PM) mx13punk: ya
(12:20:11 PM) Zenith034: Going to get drunk after?
(12:20:22 PM) mx13punk: yup
(12:20:26 PM) mx13punk: as hell
(12:21:20 PM) Zenith034: I wanna come! WEE
(12:21:27 PM) mx13punk: OK!
(12:21:53 PM) mx13punk: I'm going to be wreckless and irresponsible to the point that I injure myself :D!
(12:22:23 PM) mx13punk: Blood loos and hemeraging are in the plans!
(12:22:26 PM) mx13punk: WOOOO!
(12:22:34 PM) Zenith034: YEEEEHAW
(12:22:43 PM) Zenith034: Who is comin' bitch?!\
(12:22:51 PM) mx13punk: I don't know
(12:22:59 PM) mx13punk: brb
(12:23:12 PM) Zenith034: ok
(12:24:48 PM) mx13punk: at first it was just going to be me drinking alone to celebrate my horribly wasted life, then wiggy said he was going, then mickey said he was going, I figured you would go, and I don't think anyone else is going, but stinson might, I don't know
(12:25:19 PM) mx13punk: so we're all gonna celebrate my shitty life, together! :D
(12:25:33 PM) Zenith034: Weee.
(12:25:36 PM) mx13punk: weee
(12:25:38 PM) mx13punk: indeed
(12:26:22 PM) mx13punk: I'm hoping to die of alcohol poisoning, but it'd be a added bonus if I get stabed with an AIDs laced knife
(12:26:36 PM) mx13punk: just something to keep in mind, if you happen to see an AIDs laced knife
(12:26:40 PM) mx13punk: pick it up for me
(12:26:56 PM) Zenith034: Huzzah
(12:27:03 PM) mx13punk: right then! we have a plan!
(12:27:25 PM) mx13punk: we're heading up ther abot 10:30, but we'll probably pick you up before then
(12:27:53 PM) Zenith034: Sounds like a good idear to me
(12:28:00 PM) mx13punk: excelent
(12:28:37 PM) mx13punk: it's a BYOWTPJOOHM* party, so it should be good times
(12:29:04 PM) Zenith034: I don't know what that means... but I am sure it is entirely depressing.
(12:29:15 PM) mx13punk: good guess ~_^
(12:29:20 PM) mx13punk: I'm not having a good life
(12:29:23 PM) mx13punk: it'll pass
(12:29:43 PM) Zenith034: Me niether. High five.
(12:29:46 PM) mx13punk: woot


Bring your own weapon to put Jeff out of his missery